Saturday 3 April 2021

Hilarious Jokes In English

Short and Hilarious Jokes
Short and Hilarious Jokes 


* What did one candle say to the other candle? … Are you going out tonight?

* What did the blanket say to the bed? … Don’t worry. I got you covered.

* Why did the boy throw the butter out the window?… to see a butterfly!

* What room is a dead man most afraid of?…The living room!

* Why won’t the elephant use the computer?….He’s afraid of the mouse!

* Which are the stronger days of the week?…Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

* Which runs faster, hot or cold?…Hot. Everyone can catch a cold.

* What did one math book say to the other?…You think you’ve got problems.

* What is a knight’s favorite fish?… Swordfish

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* What did the picture say to the wall?… I was framed!

* Why did the turkey cross the road? … To prove it wasn’t chicken

* What letters are not in the alphabet?…The ones in the mail.

* What did the math book tell the pencil?….I have a lot of problems.

* What do prisoners use to call each other?…Cell phones.

* What dog keeps the best time?…A watchdog.

* How can you tell the ocean is friendly?…It waves!

* How do small children travel?…In mini-vans

* What has  wheels and flies?…a garbage truck!

* Why is a traffic light red?...You would be red too if you changed in front of people all day.

* Where can you find an ocean without water?….on a map!

* Why do fish swim in salt water?….Pepper makes them sneeze.

* What is a robot’s favorite snack?….Computer chips!

* How did the soldier fit his tank in his house?…It was a fish tank!

* Why did the computer go to the doctors?…It had a virus

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